💪 Unlock Your Best Self with alli!
alli is an FDA-approved weight loss supplement containing 60mg of Orlistat per capsule, designed to block approximately 25% of dietary fat absorption. With 170 capsules per bottle, it supports weight loss for adults 18 and older when combined with a low-calorie, low-fat diet, enhancing your weight loss efforts by an additional 2-3 pounds for every 5 pounds lost.
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the good, the bad, the UGLY
I bought the 60 pack starter bottle to kick start a new phase of diet and exercise. I've done the diet and exercise thing many times before, the weight always comes back. I've tried diet pills before, they never work at all. I figured I'd give this stuff a go based on some positive reviews. Reader BEWARE - THIS. STUFF. WORKS.The good - This stuff WORKS. You cannot deny it. During the 22 days it took me to go through the first bottle, I lost 7 pounds. Now, as I said, I'm no stranger to diet and exercise. When I started taking the pills, I listened to the instructions. I worked out everyday during these 22 days, I followed a low fat and low calorie diet. I even did a juice cleanse for 2 days (during which I did not take the pills). I took my multivitamin every night. I probably would have lost 4 or 5 pounds without these pills during this time, but these pills definitely helped add a little extra something. You can literally SEE this stuff working (more on that below). At no point while taking this stuff did I have to run to the bathroom like some crazy emergency where I almost didn't make it. I had regular bowel movements, they were just.... offputting.The bad - this stuff works. You can literally see it. It will disgust you at first, there is no doubt about that. You will see blobs of fat/oil in the toilet. You will really want to avoid eating super fatty/oily foods while you are taking this stuff.The UGLY - this stuff REALLY works. Like, if you are in a relationship, or still have to go to work in person, you may want to think twice. Like I said above, I didn't have to run to the bathroom at any point while taking this stuff, but it leaves a nasty ring of oil in your toilet. You will likely go through a lot of toilet cleaner while on this product. If you are at work, or in a relationship, it's going to be hard to hide it. I basically have to clean my toilet every time I go to the bathroom. If you are out in public or at work, it's going to be even harder, since you won't have access to a toilet brush.the UGLY UGLY - at one point while on this product, I decided to help myself to some pepperoni pizza (it was cauliflower crust, tiny personal pizza, I figured what's the harm, the whole thing was 650 calories), after eating this pizza I had the urge to let out a little toot, so I did. Well...that little toot led to an oil stain in my underwear. Thank the man in the sky I was home and able to go change into some fresh undies.You've been warned. It WORKS.
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Mentally prepare yourself for the self esteem war you will have with your butt.
The pills are very tiny, super easy to swallow and hasn't caused any physical side effects at all after taking it for a few weeks. The only thing to remember is it's suggested to take it with every meal so you have to build a routine if you aren't used to taking that many pills a day.So this stuff works, but just be prepared for the outcome of your decisions. Yes, it does stop grease/oil from being absorbed, but that means that stuff has to come out of somewhere. I suggest having a healthy and smiling understanding that your butt is just trying to help and just spend the first week acclimating to what might come out of there. Ever cook ground beef for a dish and it's at that point where you need to start spooning out some of the top layer of oil/fat?...yeah that's gonna be coming out of you depending on what you eat. Since it's grease and oil, wiping reminds me of that scene with Chris Pratt talking about wiping and wiping. The positive note though is the stuff actually works, and there doesn't seem to be any major side effects at least on me after taking it for a little.Concerning the title, we all react differently to by products of our body. I was suggested this by my doctor because I was dealing with constipation caused by taking a popular weight loss drug. The paradigm shift required by the drug along with the added impact of being a reverse Jed Clampett and shooting oil out of me was a lot easier to deal with when realizing the awkwardness of the situation meant things were working. I hope this works for you as well as it worked for me.
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Where can I buy the original Alli?
I have clean undies! The old Alli (back from 2007) was possibly dangerous but it worked very well at weight loss.. This new Alli is not at all dangerous.. It is very safe! .. However, I dont want safe! I'd like to know how to purchase the old formula that I could lose 10 lb in a month on! I know everyone whined and complained until now GSK is terrified to sell the version that works. After all the FDA was getting pretty concerned.. But now that they found a new manufacturer, they "somehow" no longer receive the scary complaints they did before. Obviously people used it incorrectly in 2007 an hurt their bodies.. (I am not blaming the consumer entirely it was a learning curve for everyone including GSK). However I'd like GSK to switch back to their old suppliers. It was a very potent weight loss medication. You know it seems like GSK is trying to play it safe. But they could risk the old formula again *if* it ended up being completely controlled by the doctors .. That is the MD told you how to supplement your nutrition and made sure at at least a majority of healthy meals in which you did not take the Alli.. See effectively when you take Alli, your body is not getting the fat soluble vitamins you need to live. Instead you get biological waste that seeps into your underpants. (No mater how much you avoid fat .. everything has it.. Milk .. eggs etc)Realize that days you took the old Alli are days in which you fasted. If we consumers could have used Alli responsibly (and not starve out our organs into damage) maybe GSK could go back to the old formula? or at least sell it Rx.. (My physician would prescribe it) .. Anyhow my low stars are that this was a waste of 53$ since I bought the new ineffective "safe" version of Alli.. To add to everyone's confusion is there was (but no longer) counterfeit Alli out there and there was real Alli that got over heated in shipping process. So (people .. not mentioning names) are using those events to conveniently avoid the elephant in the room: That the when the suppler changed.. so did the details of the manufacturing process. And concurrently dangers of Alli are now gone and resolved!However it is might be hard for some people (like myself) to tell the difference between Alli and a placebo. Understand.. lab tests still; show it being the same Alli of 2007! Still My tablets have exactly 60mg of genuine Orlistat. I got exactly what I paid for. So there is no malevolence here. But anyhow I'd venture to guess there are scientists at GSK that after painstaking research can tell the difference in the formulation. But why should GSK sign up to get blasted by the FDA and consumers again?I am sure they are hoping that people who loved it in 2007 will buy it again.. It didn't take me all but one day to realize it the formula changed! (So unless I can find the old stuff I wont be buying it again) I am willing to pay up to 200$ for 120 x 60mg of Orlistat if it could be a different formula!Hopefully everything I say here is wrong and selling a different than before version. Maybe they will get the errors resolved and replace my bottle? And I can get back to wearing diapers for 6 months while i get skinny!
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